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Wish flowers have a possibility of going extinct this year . . . its disastrous news, with the Dandelions being ripped from their very stems of life at an early age . . .while the petals are still intact . . . at times, the petals haven’t even completely bloomed . . . with fewer Dandelion flowers coming to maturation . . . there will be fewer wish flowers to be had. They are disappearing by the thousands and there is only one explanation . . . one reason for this sudden depletion of the noxious weed . . . Tobias Tucker.

Oh, he looks innocent, folks, but don’t be fooled by appearances! Take into consideration what his busy hands have done . . . the impact on the wild Dandelion is irreversible! Once he has had his fun . . . he leaves them all over to rot and wilt . . . anywhere he happens to be, they fall from his fists to the floor, the couch, my bed, his bed, his brother’s bed . . . anywhere . . . even on my foot-bench (see below)

The carnage!! The very disrespect for life! The Horror! A gift of death left for Mother Tucker on her very bed’s foot-bench . . . by none other than Tobias; Dandelion Annihilator.